What Would Blair Waldorf Do? 37 Style Tips From Queen B

Actually, wearing sweats anywhere is unacceptable — unless they're a pair of joggers styled with an embellished crop top and heels.

Wearing your heart on your handbag rather than your sleeve will save you a lot of tears. Who has time for tears these days?

Please see above for proof.

You may have to walk a block or two to find your limo. It's not your fault they all look the same!

Who doesn't enjoy a good head scarf and retro shades?

Pairing a feminine mini with flats is worse than a sprained ankle.

This plaid-on-plaid combo is hands down better than anything we've ever seen at the Olympics.

Fact.

Don't trust anyone who only wears monochrome ensembles. They're most likely dead inside.

Though there is a difference between coordinating and having your shoes and handbag made from the same spool of fabric. The queen of England is the only exception to this rule.

Your mother will be proud. It's also the best way to showcase the ornate details of your accessories.

Though the luxe Gryphon caplet, brocade Alice + Olivia skirt, and moody Miu Miu Mary Janes are exquisite on their own, the Ann-Marie Faulkner beret really seals the Parisian-chic deal.

Even if you aren't the most athletic, there is that saying, "looking the part is half the battle." Wait, is that a saying? If it's not, it should be.

And have multiple weddings. Just kidding.

Carrying your books allows your outfit to take center stage. Bonus: it's a great arm workout.

If your agenda included the following: brunch with mother, a trip to Bergdorf's, then off to the gala, then a blossoming ruffled gown is ideal. Bonus points if it's Ralph Lauren, like this one.

This is vintage Giambattista Valli. Wait, 2010 is considered vintage now, right?

As proven by these lovely Brian Atwood pumps.

Let's all take a moment to admire this purrfect Gucci shift.

Looking like a princess is all about feeling like a princess — and wearing a decadent Elie Saab gown.

Or a lady with red accessories.

A fancy gala, a romantic dinner, watching Dorota fold laundry — we can't think of a single occasion where a tiara would be ill-suited.

If tailored to your specific measurements, it can be more powerful than a dress.

It is her signature, after all.

You could really go for the gold by topping a glittering gown with an equally shimmering headband like Blair.

This fresh Moschino ensemble is couture, not kitschy.

No explanation needed.

Florals for spring. Groundbreaking, we know.

Fashion isn't always about function.

These jeweled Jimmy Choo x Uggs boots are OK in Blair's book.

When you only have two minutes to change your ensemble, devise a plan to ruin your nemesis' job interview, and make it to The Empire Hotel, don't fret — just go back to the basics.

You never know who is snapping a photo.

Break up the holiday hues with neutral colors.

As proven by this gorgeous light blue Sretsis cape dress. Note: at first glance, the boots and bag look to be matching, but we assure you, upon further inspection, they definitely are not.

The rich hue complements every skin tone.

It shows the host and other guests you are respectful.

She's not perfect, OK! Forget we said that.