Mean Girls Got a Stylish Upgrade — and It Doesn't Include Pink Sweatpants

Here's where the stars say The Plastics would be now:

"Karen would manage or own a store that sells really cool dog attire, like Swarovski dog collars and Halloween costumes for animals. She's probably really focused." — Amanda Seyfried

"Cady's with Oprah in Africa working at children's schools with a family, teaching girls to be nice to each other." — Lindsay Lohan

"Gretchen is probably running the Toaster Strudel empire. She is probably married and has, like, seven babies right now. She and Jason worked it out. She has very big curly hair." — Lacey Chabert

"Regina is a Real Housewife. She'd have too much time on her hands, for sure. She's probably found all her other Reginas." — Rachel McAdams