Why You Should Never Go Online Shopping Ever Again
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Online shopping is a dangerous game. With website after website full of beautiful clothes, it's hard to say no to the shoes you're currently craving — especially if you find them on sale. And while you may think that buying whatever you need while staying in bed sounds ridiculously wonderful, there is so much you are missing out on when you take the easy route. So before you make this huge mistake again, read on for 23 reasons it's time to give up online shopping forever.
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Online sales don't have the same energy and intensity as in-store ones
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It's too distracting when you are trying to work
Because shoes are always better than spreadsheets.
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You miss the workout of walking around the mall
You don't get Fitbit steps when you're sitting in bed.
You can't wrap gifts for friends yourself
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Waiting in line is the best time to check Instagram
There's no better time to double-tap.
You can't check yourself out in changing-room mirrors
Wait, what size was this dress again?
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Your friends can't offer advice
How else would you know to buy army pants and flip-flops?
You'll miss the workout of carrying your bags home
Because bicep curls have never seemed so stylish.
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You'll miss the chance to hang out with all the other shoppers
You never know who you might meet.
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There's no chance to rifle through the racks.
You'll just have to do it virtually, I guess.
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You never get to save money because they don't have your size available
When they're constantly restocking, it's so hard to say no.
You'll miss all of the bad snacks tempting you to the food court
And grabbing food from the kitchen is just too easy.
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Salespeople can't tell you how great everything looks on you
And you won't have someone following you around at home.
Online stores only take credit cards, so cash just sits in your wallet
You don't want a heavy wallet weighing you down.
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You are up all night trying to find the best deal on those Louboutins
You already had insomnia, and now you've turned it into something productive.
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You won't have an excuse to change out of your sweatpants
Who would want to stay in sweats all day anyway?