What happens when you combine all your existing concessions into one freakishly delicious drunk food? The Churro Dog ($9) is what. The Arizona Diamondbacks are serving this unique dessert at Chase Field this baseball season. It starts with a warm cinnamon churro tucked inside a Long John chocolate-glazed doughnut (the "bun"). The toppings consist of frozen yogurt, whipped cream, and caramel and chocolate sauces. It sounds sounds spectacularly indulgent, huh? One of these dogs may set you back 1,117 calories, but who's counting anything other than the score at a baseball stadium?