This Is Not a Drill: All-You-Can-Eat McDonald's French Fries Are Now a Thing

Bottomless mimosas are great, but bottomless french fries? Now we're talking. A new McDonald's location in St. Joseph, MO, is making this fantasy a reality by offering all-you-can-eat fries as one of its new menu items. Known as the "McDonald's of the future," the 6,500-square-foot restaurant will also offer customizable burgers and desserts, modern decor, and kiosks for speedy ordering. "Today's customers seek a comfortable and inviting atmosphere," the owner, Chris Habiger, told the St. Joseph News-Press. "So we're committed to providing a modern look and feel to this restaurant."

In a Facebook post with photos of the restaurant, St. Joe McDonald's wrote, "This restaurant will include a private party room, state of the art play place, table-side service, customized burgers and chicken sandwiches along with innovative entertainment for kids."

This might be the best McDonald's news to ever happen — but also the worst, since it's only one restaurant. It's no secret that our love of french fries knows no bounds, so we hope other locations catch on soon.