When I first discovered these, I excitedly grabbed a few bags, with the intent of adding them to cheaper variants of cereal and somehow saving money (a sort of flawed fiscal logic which is also to blame for the Great Depression and the rise and fall of Beanie Babies in the 1990s).
When dry, these former strawberries have the exact same texture as Lucky Charms marshmallows, which, in turn, have the exact same texture as chunks of styrofoam. But once you let them sit in milk for a while, their texture is magically transformed into "styrofoam that has been sitting in milk for a while."
There are presently four of these bags sitting in my pantry. I keep buying them because I'm convinced it's basically like printing money, which Rand says I can't do anymore.
