Updated! Everything You Should Buy (and Pass On) at Trader Joe's This Month

Just . . . no. Even bacon-lovers aren't fans of Trader Joe's uncured bacon jam, mostly because it's way too sweet and not savory enough (there's turbinado sugar and dark brown sugar in it). The trend of bacon jam is kind of over anyway — everyone knows a perfectly cooked piece of bacon is better than a chopped-up, mushy, and sweet version.