The Worst Halloween Candy in the World

"I haven't trick-or-treated for years, and maybe now that it's been decades since I worked the trade with my older sister that I can finally admit what I'd like to think is a universal truth: candy corn sucks. Sitting over my haul every Oct. 31, I had a willing participant to take my candy corn and swap it for something — anything — better. My older sister with an obviously indiscriminate palate loved candy corn; why? I know not. But I worked this to my advantage and was able to trade pathetic dime bags of candy corn for something — anything — featuring chocolate." — Susi