Guys, Starbucks Pumpkin Spice COOKIE STRAWS Are Hitting Grocery Store Shelves Soon!

What a time to be alive, folks. The sun is shining, the birds are chirping, and Starbucks is releasing pumpkin-spice-flavored cookie straws this year. Just let that sink in for a moment: pumpkin spice cookie straws. I truly never thought I'd be lucky enough to type those four words in succession, but here I am, on the brink of taking my PSL obsession to the next freakin' level.

So, what exactly does this Fall-ready treat consist of? Starbucks describes each straw as a "toasted, white chocolatey rolled wafer cookie" with "a luscious layer of rich, white chocolate and pumpkin spices" waiting inside, ready to ambush your taste buds. They'll be sold in select grocery stores (rather than at actual Starbucks locations) starting "next week," along with a handful of other returning pumpkin spice products like K-Cup pods and ground coffee.

I know straws are technically supposed to be used for sipping beverages, but you can most definitely catch me snacking on these pumpkin spice cookie straws on their own, straight from the canister. Ahead, catch a glimpse of the edible straws and other Starbucks goodies before they hit store shelves. Pumpkin spice season, we're so ready for you.