I Tried the New Brach's Turkey Dinner Candy Corn and (Barely) Lived to Tell the Tale

Rightfully bringing up the rear as the most atrocious offering in the entire bag, we have the roasted turkey flavor. I kid you not — my teeth chomped down on this piece just one time before I gagged and had to spit it out. My eyes began watering, my lunch almost came back up, and I had full-body chills because my body had no idea how else to react to such a horrid substance. Reminiscent of dog food mixed with dog feces, this flavor should be outlawed in all 50 states. Consider yourself warned.