I Tried the New Brach's Turkey Dinner Candy Corn and (Barely) Lived to Tell the Tale

Buckle up, folks, 'cause this is where things really start to take a turn. I actually kicked off my taste test with the green beans flavor, and my god, I couldn't run to the trash can fast enough. It tasted like someone smushed my mouth into a patch of waxy, dirty grass. Because I'm not a quitter, I actually tried a second piece, but it also wound up in the garbage because I simply couldn't get it down. Let the putrid green color serve as a warning.