These Halloween Skeleton Dogs Are Experts at the Whole "Sit" and "Stay" Thing

I never thought I'd say this, but I want nothing more than to cuddle this Fun Express French Bulldog Skeleton ($22) ASAP.

This Crazy Bonez Pouncing Skeleton Puppy ($35) is so lifelike, I can practically hear it barking for me to throw another bone.

If you love a pup that's "bad to the bone," this Crazy Bonez Skeleton Dog ($15) is just the Halloween prop for you.

Target is officially home to two adorable pups: Bullseye, the bull terrier store mascot, and this Hyde & Eek! Boutique Chihuahua Skeleton Halloween Decorative Prop ($15), whom I will be adopting immediately.

I know he's supposed to be intimidating, but this Joyin Pose-N-Stay Puppy Skeleton ($31) is just too cute to be afraid of. I'll risk an imaginary bite from those jaws for a quick scratch between his tiny ears any day.

If canine ancestors are more your thing, set this Animated Howling Skeleton Wolf ($80) up in your yard and watch while it howls at the moon.

There's something endearing about a pup that looks as rough as I do shortly after waking up — I mean, the dark eye circles, come on. That's why I love this Yunhany Direct Skeleton Dog Prop ($25) from Amazon, and also can't stop laughing at it.

If the idea of a doe-eyed dachshund trick-or-treating as a skeleton witch is something you need to see happen immediately, do yourself a favor and invest in this Kitbonis Pre-Lit Skeleton Dog With Witch Hat ($50). It's even carrying a little pumpkin bag to carry candy!

If, like me, you saw the previous slide and thought, "What if we take the trick-or-treating dachshund and make it an inflated balloon that is taller than all of us?" then this HighydroLED Lighted Halloween Inflatable Skeleton Dog ($40) is for you. Talk about trick or treat, this six-foot-tall dog is no joke.

What's better than one giant inflatable dog? A family of three giant inflatable dogs, duh! And this Joiedomi Halloween Skeleton Dog Family Set ($55) delivers just that.

I'll admit, this Goosh Halloween Inflatable Standing Skeleton Dog ($40) is one of the more unsettling pups on the market, but it is Halloween after all, so bring on the spooks!