37 Amazon Doormats That Are Hilarious — We Want All of Them!

Perfect for Halloween — or to have out year-round, let's be honest — the I Just Took a DNA Test . . . Turns Out I'm 100% That Witch Doormat ($40) has us singing "Good as Hell" by Lizzo as soon as we read it.

The Hope You Brought White Claws Doormat ($25) represents 2019 in a nutshell.

I can hear Joey's voice perfectly while reading the Friends-themed How You Doin' Doormat ($29).

Watch out! The Nice Underwear Doormat ($29) may be seeing more than you'd like.

There's nothing more classic to Schitt's Creek fans than the "Ew, David" catchphrase, and the Ew, David Doormat ($17) brings it to life.

I mean . . . is the Probably Watching The Office Doormat ($31) wrong?

Channel your inner Regina George from Mean Girls with the You're Like, Really Pretty Doormat ($18).

Sometimes, it's easier to say it like it is, and the Welcome to the Sh*tshow Doormat ($20) does just that.

The Hello (Is It Me You're Looking For?) Doormat ($25) already has us singing "Hello" by Lionel Richie.

If you're a Game of Thrones fan, the Bend the Knee Doormat ($25) will resonate with you.

Let's be honest, we're all thinking what this If You Forgot the Wine Go Home Doormat ($31) is saying.

If you can't be bothered, this The Neighbors Have Better Stuff Doormat ($13) puts it all on your neighbor.

Make guests feel useful with this Come Back With Tacos (and Margaritas) Doormat ($25).

The Be Our Guest but Not For Too Long . . . Then It Gets Weird Doormat ($35) tells guests not to overstay their welcome, so you don't have to.

If you're a total homebody, the Come Back With a Warrant Doormat ($24) is for you.

Prepare guests to enter your awesome abode with the As Featured on MTV Cribs Doormat ($31).

Let the sheep on the Welcome to Maaa House Doormat ($34) do the greeting for you.

Hold the door! The Hold the Door Doormat ($35) references Game of Thrones wonderfully.

Set your expectations with the Hope You Brought Pizza Doormat ($35).

We've all felt what the Gather and Leave by 9 Doormat ($35) is saying.

Plant parents will enjoy the Aloe There Doormat ($25).

Wine for you and a treat for your pup, the We Hope You Brought Wine and Dog Treats Doormat ($30) makes sure to cover both.

If you feel guests only visit when your house is at its worst, the The House Was Clean Last Week (Sorry You Missed It) Doormat ($24) is for you.

The Oh No! Not You Again Doormat ($16) is only joking, of course!

Don't knock! The Push It Real Good — the Doorbell Doormat ($35) says to use the doorbell.

Do you prefer the Welcome I Hope You Brought Beer Doormat ($17) or the White Claws mat?

The simple Sup Doormat ($25) is the only greeting you need.

Want to be alone? The Go Away Doormat ($20) is a great place to start.

If your friends come over to chill, the Welcome! Just Don't Expect Much Doormat ($50) is a must-have.

If you can't be bothered, the Leave Doormat ($35) is a great solution.

We feel the Unless You Have Tacos, Tequila, Girl Scout Cookies, or My Amazon Package, Go Away Doormat ($23) on so many levels.

Prepare guests for your pet-friendly household with the Hope You Like Dog Hair Doormat ($30).

The If You're Pizza, Puppies, Amazon, or Joanna Gaines We're Home Doormat ($23) lists all of the best things.

Give your neighbors a laugh with the Like a Good Neighbor Stay Over There Doormat ($38).

The Cover Charge Tacos or Wine Doormat ($14) is genius.

Trick guests into thinking you've laid a trap with the Definitely Not a Trap Door Doormat ($32).

Create a secret password for visitors to guess with the What's the Password? Doormat ($35).