This "Don't Text Him" Candle Is a Hilarious Reminder For Anyone Who Doesn't Trust Their Drunk Self
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There's no telling what your drunk self might do after a night out with your friends. Whether you're the roommate who's in charge of ordering an extra cheese pizza or the one who sets out Gatorade and Tylenol on everyone's nightstands (we appreciate you!), there's no guarantee that a risky text won't be sent at some point throughout the night. And Evil Queen's Don't Text Him candle ($20) is the perfect drunk reminder to just put your phone down. The 12-ounce candle created with soy wax from America-grown soy beans and is handmade "with love and sass." If you don't trust your drunk self ('cause same), keep reading for more on this hilarious reminder. You'll thank yourself in the morning!
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Don't Text Him Candle
The Don't Text Him candle ($20) is both vegan and non-toxic. Plus, the fragrance oil is infused with natural essential oils such as orange, lemon, grapefruit, and lavandin.
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Don't Text Him Candle
With a mix of amber, sandalwood, and sweet vanilla, there's a scent in this candle for everyone. While the heart of the candle is made up of notes of lavender and jasmine, it has a rich base of African violets. Sounds like a melting pot of smells to us, but we're confident the Don't Text Him candle ($20) will get the job done.
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Don't Text Him Candle
The inscription, "I love drunk me, but I don't trust that b*tch," on the jar has us thinking . . . could Evil Queens know us any better? As hard as it might be to not text a flirty message, sober you will be extra grateful in the morning. As the Don't Text Him candle ($20) says, "another bottle plz!"
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