Ted Cruz

A Brief History of Ted Cruz's Strange Relationship With Porn

09/19/2017

A Brief History of Ted Cruz's Strange Relationship With Porn

Ted Cruz is many things: a Texas senator, a former presidential hopeful, a married father of two, and, if you ask Al Franken, he's also the "toxic guy in an office — the guy who microwaves fish."

18 Hilarious Halloween Costume Ideas From the Election — So Far

08/25/2016

18 Hilarious Halloween Costume Ideas From the Election — So Far

This election cycle has produced some memorable moments, and they're going to make even more memorable Halloween costumes.

Ted Cruz Said Something Very Strange About Hillary Clinton at the RNC

07/21/2016

Ted Cruz Said Something Very Strange About Hillary Clinton at the RNC

Ted Cruz took the RNC stage Wednesday, not to endorse Donald Trump (he didn't), but to make a case for the Republican party and against Hillary Clinton.

Ted Cruz Just Dissed Trump So Hard and Got Booed Off the RNC Stage

07/21/2016

Ted Cruz Just Dissed Trump So Hard and Got Booed Off the RNC Stage

Ted Cruz literally got booed off the stage at the RNC after he told the audience to vote their conscience in November.

You HAVE to See This 8th Grader Impersonating Presidential Candidates in His Grad Speech

06/16/2016

You HAVE to See This 8th Grader Impersonating Presidential Candidates in His Grad Speech

When bringing up politics in a mixed crowd, things can either go really well or really poorly — luckily for this eighth grader, his presidential candidate impressions during his graduation speech went over in a YUGE way.

Watch Samantha Bee Utterly Destroy Ted Cruz 1 Last Time

05/10/2016

Watch Samantha Bee Utterly Destroy Ted Cruz 1 Last Time

Like many people, TBS late-night host Samantha Bee was blindsided when Ted Cruz announced he was ending his presidential campaign last week.

Samantha Bee Just Burned Ted Cruz So Bad With This Tweet About Abortion

05/04/2016

Samantha Bee Just Burned Ted Cruz So Bad With This Tweet About Abortion

Samantha Bee is back at it again with the burns.

Donald Trump Will Be the GOP Nominee and Everyone Is Losing Their Minds

05/04/2016

Donald Trump Will Be the GOP Nominee and Everyone Is Losing Their Minds

Donald Trump has won Indiana, Ted Cruz has dropped out of the race, and John Kasich will also suspend his campaign.

Your Cheat Sheet to Indiana's Election Results

05/04/2016

Your Cheat Sheet to Indiana's Election Results

As primary season winds down, the remaining candidates are facing off in the Indiana election.

Ted Cruz Drops Out of the Presidential Race, Accidentally Elbows Wife in the Face

05/04/2016

Ted Cruz Drops Out of the Presidential Race, Accidentally Elbows Wife in the Face

Ted Cruz announced he is dropping out of the GOP race for president.

Ted Cruz Talks About Spanking His Daughters After a Kid Yells, "You Suck!"

05/02/2016

Ted Cruz Talks About Spanking His Daughters After a Kid Yells, "You Suck!"

While speaking at a rally yesterday in La Porte, IN, Ted Cruz let the audience in on a little secret: he spanks his two daughters.

Carly Fiorina Bizarrely Sang to Ted Cruz's Daughters and Twitter Lost Its Mind

04/27/2016

Carly Fiorina Bizarrely Sang to Ted Cruz's Daughters and Twitter Lost Its Mind

Ted Cruz announced he chose former GOP presidential candidate Carly Fiorina as his running mate today.