Photographic Evidence That Jennifer Lopez Has Not Aged a Day

If our lives depended on arranging photos of Jennifer Lopez in chronological order, we would fail. Though her style and hair color have certainly evolved through the years, her face and overall beauty have not changed — and we're starting to need more than her usual "sleep is very important" answer here. Perhaps we should also consult Thalia, while we're at it.

The sexy multihyphenate has long attracted theories that she's aging in reverse — or, you know, some sort of immortal vampire — so to further explore that argument, we've rounded up photos of her over the last few decades. The results are pretty telling, if we do say so ourselves.

In a Silver Minidress in 1999
Getty | Kevin Mazur

In a Silver Minidress in 1999

In a Silver Minidress in 2014
Getty | Chelsea Lauren

In a Silver Minidress in 2014

In a Pink Coat in 2002
Getty | Arnaldo Magnani

In a Pink Coat in 2002

In a Pink Coat in 2012
Getty | Arnaldo Magnani

In a Pink Coat in 2012

In a Voluminous Bob in 2007
Getty | Kevin Mazur

In a Voluminous Bob in 2007

In a Voluminous Bob in 2015
Getty | Walter McBride

In a Voluminous Bob in 2015

In Versace in 2015
Getty | Neilson Barnard

In Versace in 2015

In Mint Green in 2003
Getty | J. Vespa

In Mint Green in 2003

In Mint Green in 2016
Getty | Alberto E. Rodriguez

In Mint Green in 2016

At the Selena Premiere in 1997
Getty | Albert L. Ortega

At the Selena Premiere in 1997

At the Home Premiere in 2015
Getty | Jon Kopaloff

At the Home Premiere in 2015

Wearing Sunglasses in 1999
Getty | Jeff Kravitz

Wearing Sunglasses in 1999

In Marigold in 2004
Getty | Jeff Kravitz

In Marigold in 2004

In Marigold in 2016
Getty | Steve Granitz

In Marigold in 2016

At the Oscars in 2001
Getty | Kevin Mazur

At the Oscars in 2001

At the Oscars in 2015
Getty | Steve Granitz

At the Oscars in 2015

In a Bold Lip in 2006
Getty | Frazer Harrison

In a Bold Lip in 2006

In a Bold Lip in 2014
Getty | Gregg DeGuire

In a Bold Lip in 2014