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Amy Schumer Doll

Meet the Amy Schumer Doll — She Comes Equipped With Birth Control and a G-String

Amy Schumer's doll is a nightmare made of plastic . . . and we love it. She's just like the real Amy herself, so she spikes her coffee, uses birth control, and wakes up in strangers' beds. When she has unprotected sex, her beloved owner will know what to do — "Uh-oh, no wrappers on the floor . . . time for plan B!!" Let's try to keep this toy away from the kids and enjoy the hot mess for ourselves. Is that not the cutest cranberry juice six-pack you've ever seen?

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