Ben & Jerry's Ice Cream Represents Relationships
Every Stage of Your Relationship in Ice Cream Flavors
We're happy to present this excerpt from one of our favorite sites, The Date Report. Who knew ice cream wasn't just for when you break up? Find out what flavor represent your current relationship status.
Ben and Jerry's just announced their new "core" collection of ice creams with a column of fudge/caramel/jam running down the center. You won't have to dig around for the best parts anymore, the Huffington Post explains, because the core structure means you'll always have access to the best parts. At the Date Report, we were excited. This will improve all relationships, we thought! This will revolutionize the post-coital snack game! The binging-on-ice-cream-in-front-of-the-television game! The breakup game! And then we realized: Ben and Jerry's is an essential component of every stage of a relationship. Whatever's happening in your life, Ben and Jerry've got a flavor for that:
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I am Definitely Going to Meet Someone This Weekend Ice Cream
Someone Just Asked Me Out and I am Gloating Alone in My Underwear Now Ice Cream
I am Currently on a First Date and We Are Eating Ice Cream Ice Cream
I Just Got Home From a First Date and It Was the Worst Ice Cream
I Just Got Home From a First Date and It Was the Best
We Just Had Sex For the First Time Ice Cream
