Is Oprah Recommending We Buy Penis Bread?

Is it just us, or does this challah menorah Oprah included in her 2015 Favorite Things look a little . . . phallic? I'm not sure those candles were well-thought-out. Not to mention it's $45! I personally love challah, but I can imagine a few giggles around the table if this were served during Hanukkah. Might be best to stick to the classic braid. What do you think?