Dating Someone Who Is Always Right
29 Harsh Truths About Dating Someone Who Is Always Right
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People who are always right have a terrible burden to bear. We carry the weight of the world on our shoulders, because to be wrong is simply not an option for us. If there's a problem, we have the solution. Got questions? We have the answers. All of them. If you are in a relationship with us, then there a few brutally honest truths you need to embrace. We're awesome, but we aren't necessarily all that easy. Here's what you need to know about a dating someone who simply can't help being right.
1 Prepare to be corrected when you're wrong.
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2 Fun game nights tend to escalate quickly when you're dating us.
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3 But we're superfun teammates!
4 . . . Unless you f*ck things up for us.
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5 But seriously, you should always make sure you're on our team.
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6 You say "control freak," we say "strong leader."
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7 We tend to shut arguments down pretty quickly . . .
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8 We hate letting other people take the wheel — both literally and figuratively.
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9 You'll get used to hearing some of our favorite expressions . . .
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10 Words of affirmation . . .
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11 . . . and humble acknowledgments of our absolute correctness.
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12 DO NOT tell us we can't do something.
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13 We are of the "if you want something done right, do it yourself" mind-set.
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14 We are open and honest about our feelings toward you.
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15 We truly do value your opinions!
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16 We have flaws, too. Just kidding, we don't.
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17 We love to motivate you to be your better selves.
18 We can be very encouraging.
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19 When you're wrong about something, we can sometimes be a little harsh.
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20 We love being with you, but we are also OK on our own.
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21 And it's pretty easy to make us happy — all you have to do is admit you're wrong.
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22 We are actually pretty low-maintenance.
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23 Sometimes we feel the weight of the world on our shoulders, and we need you to lighten the load.
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24 Humility is not *necessarily* our strong point.
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25 On the VERY RARE occasion that we are wrong, it's best not to make a big deal of it.
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26 There's nothing we love more than the warm, overwhelming confirmation that we are, indeed, utterly correct.
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27 You may occasionally mistake our confidence for arrogance.
28 But since we're always right, it's pretty safe to say we were right in picking you!
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29 And whenever you need us, we'll be there. With the solution. To all your problems. To ALL the problems.
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