16 Funny Love Cards For People Who Are Brutally Honest

By Nicole Yi
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If you cringe upon receiving cheesy love cards or can never seem to find the right one that reflects the cynic inside you, we've got you covered. Far from the "roses are red" type, the following cards are hilariously honest and probably more accurate than any other greeting card you've seen. You'll want to stock up on these for birthdays, anniversaries, or those just-because occasions.

01

You Don't Suck ($5)

02

Ur Amazing K Bye ($6)

03

There Is Nobody Else I'd Rather Lie in Bed Next To ($5)

04

Happy F*cking Valentine's Day ($5)

05

99 Percent of Socks Are Single ($5)

06

Once in a While Someone Wonderful Comes Along . . . You're Welcome ($7)

07

Wanna Hump? ($6)

08

You're Still Okay ($4)

09

We Should Probably Have Sex ($5)

10

Turns Out I Like You ($3)

11

I Hate You the Least ($3)

12

You Put Up With My Sh*t ($5)

13

That Ass Though ($4)

14

You Are Weird ($4)

15

Wanna Make Out? ($5)

16

I'm Keeping You ($4)