Funny Tweets by Women April 25, 2014
#TweetsGirlsSay: Delightfully Inappropriate Edition
The women of Twitter were especially feisty this week, but we love it. In this week's edition of Tweets Girls Say, we're laughing out loud at horribly but hilariously inappropriate jokes about balls, bush, and Klondike bars. Check 'em out now, and for even more funny, follow us on Twitter!
"I'd do anything for you" "I'd do anything for you, too" -two Klondike bars in love
— Bez (@Bez) April 25, 2014
Easter is just another opportunity for my mother to talk about my unfertilized eggs.
— Shira (@shiraselko) April 20, 2014
If my mouth has ever been on your balls, then every time we "hang out," we are actually "on a date."
— Tricia (@Im_Tricia) April 19, 2014
A guy kept insisting that he buy me a beer finally I said I don't need to get drunk before I sleep w/strangers then he got me a club soda
— AmberTozer (@AmberTozer) April 23, 2014
Remember that time you saw your mom's giant bush when you were little? That bush is now gray or perhaps worse: shaven. Happy Saturday!
— Stephanie McMaster (@Smethanie) April 20, 2014
Kinky dogs do it human style.
— Chelsea Davison (@chelsea_davison) April 21, 2014
Is there a support group for girls who stand in their kitchen and eat?
— jacqueline carbajal (@jackiecarbajal) April 23, 2014
I solemnly swear to never dissolve my Facebook account into a joint one with my future spouse.
— Heidi Selover (@happilyheidi) April 22, 2014
But sadly I was born in the era where a good morning text is considered the most romantic gesture ever
— no plz (@tbhplzdont) April 19, 2014