Guy Tries to Meet Up With 5 Women in 1 Night
What This Woman Did After Realizing Her Date "Double-Booked" Her Will Have You Cheering
We're now all hanging out at another bar together pic.twitter.com/jasDbaDQCL
— Lisette Pylant (@LisettePylant) August 8, 2017
It's one thing to have a backup plan with your friends in case a blind date goes bad but it's pretty bold to arrange multiple meetups in the same evening.
After Lisette Pylant agreed to let her friend set her up on a date that just happened to fall on her birthday, she didn't think she had to worry about a rude stranger "double-booking" her, but she quickly realized just how wrong she was.
The pair planned to meet at a bar Lisette's friends work at, but before she even arrived, they texted her warning that "this guy sucks" and advising her to run. Not wanting to be rude and figuring that at least her friends were there, Lisette went. "So 45 mins in his next date shows up because he double-books himself and he decides he's going to friend-zone me to get out of the situation," Lisette wrote in a thread on Twitter. "I decide to play the friend in order to help the girl feel less awkward until he exits for a moment and then I tell her what's up."
The women decide to team up and make this guy feel like "the f*ckboy he clearly is." They continue to chat with him for 30 minutes but then another date walks in. "Then the third girl shows up — we'll call her Riley. The guy leaves again and Riley, Katie, and I team up and decide to JT Must Die this sh*t," she wrote. "The two girls and I have now gotten both bartenders and the bouncer in on this and are taking this guy for all he's worth over here."
He's now explaining why he broke up with his ex and Riley asked if he also met her on a "group date" 😂
— Lisette Pylant (@LisettePylant) August 7, 2017
The women have a good laugh at the guy's expense and think this is the end of the weirdest date of their lives. "The two girls and I decided to be best friends, left together to go get drinks and dinner at another bar and left homeboy with the bill," Lisette wrote.
— Lisette Pylant (@LisettePylant) August 7, 2017
But then the bartender texted them letting them know that "homeboy's" fourth date just walked in, so she sent her friend to retrieve his 8 p.m. time slot. "I'm stealing his dates and making them my friends and I'm SO HERE FOR IT," she wrote.
I'm stealing his dates and making them my friends and I'm SO HERE FOR IT pic.twitter.com/88iqDi6mfX
— Lisette Pylant (@LisettePylant) August 8, 2017
The women were all hanging out at a different bar together, and before he could even realize what was going on, date number five walked in. However, she didn't make it over to him sitting at the bar. "You guys, girl number FIVE just showed up BEFORE going to meet him because my friends intercepted her and told her not to waste her time," she wrote. "My friend is now arguing with said guy and his current date (#4) about why she shouldn't waste her time and just leave."
After they convince the last girl to join them and debrief, the women take a perfect group shot to troll their overly confident date with. When they went to leave, Lisette ran into him, and he tried to explain himself. "He then tells me I'm the only one he wants to get to know still but that I should tell him if he should just f*ck off," she wrote. "I tell him there's a difference between being efficient and being an asshole . . . He didn't seem to like that and resigned himself to the fact that I wanted to walk away laughing at him."
MRS. STEAL YOUR GIRL OVER HERE pic.twitter.com/27rY4QJ1EF
— Lisette Pylant (@LisettePylant) August 8, 2017
Lisette certainly had a better idea than just laughing; she wanted to teach him an important lesson with the power of her Tweets.
