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15 Totally Inappropriate Elf on the Shelf Poses

Naughty Elf on the Shelf Pictures

15 Totally Inappropriate Elf on the Shelf Poses

A photo posted by 👸🏻Stephanie Ann Weaver 🎀 (@hellostephy_08gt) on

First Bad Santa, now naughty elves? Turns out your beloved Elf on the Shelf isn't as innocent as he appears. Here's photographic proof that these 15 elves belong on the naughty list. Try not to be scarred for life.

1 Biker Elf

A photo posted by Jaxx (@jaxxthenaughtyelf) on

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2 Amateur Pornographer Elf

A photo posted by Jaxx (@jaxxthenaughtyelf) on

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3 Sick, Sick Elf

A photo posted by Amanda Lindley (@_amanda_loves_) on

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4 Elf Who'll Be Waiting For Hours

A photo posted by Jaxx (@jaxxthenaughtyelf) on

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5 Illegal Activity Elf

A photo posted by Tiahna Porter (@tiahnarae) on

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6 Elf Having the Best Day Ever

A photo posted by Chris R (@cruggiero77) on

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7 Turnt-Up Elf

A photo posted by 👸🏻Stephanie Ann Weaver 🎀 (@hellostephy_08gt) on

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8 Strip Club Elf

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9 Merry F*cking Christmas Elf

A photo posted by True North Craft Company (@truenorthcraft) on

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10 Really Mature Elf

A photo posted by Cory Hall (@blackaveli_thedon) on

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11 Strip Club Elf

A photo posted by Elizabeth Diekmann (@ediekmann) on

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12 Boozy Elf

A photo posted by Jojo (@marsicano_jojo) on

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13 Hand Job Elf

A photo posted by 👸🏻Stephanie Ann Weaver 🎀 (@hellostephy_08gt) on

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14 Birthday Suit Elf

A photo posted by 🌳🌷🌳🌷🌳 (@take.a.hike.77) on

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15 Gross Elf

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