Some women express their political views by protesting, and others do it by bleeding. Yep, bleeding — using Bloody Marys Period Panties, which allow wearers to soil the faces of anti-reproductive-rights politicians during their menstrual cycle. Sold by Cute Fruit Undies on Etsy, the underwear are available in a variety of options ranging from He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named to Rick Santorum. Intrigued (or morbidly curious) and want to know more? Read the creators' description:
Bloody Marys Period Panties are the most fun way to have your period. They're comfy and super cute and feature two things no one else has: attachable heat packs to keep your hands free and your body happy when you have cramps, and Blood Dumpsters. What's a Blood Dumpster?! Just a U.S. politician who has tried in the past or who is currently trying to pass legislation that hinders women's reproductive rights, and in so doing has had his or her face wind up in the crotch of a pair of Bloody Mary undies, for YOU to bleed all over! As a bonus, $3 of every Bloody Marys sale goes to a Planned Parenthood located in the state governed by your chosen Blood Dumpster. Have fun, look cute, and be totally badass on your period with Bloody Marys!
No matter how you feel about politics, there's no denying that these panties are . . . something. Check out some of the "Bleed on a Politician" underwear options here.