14 Types of People You Should Have Sex With

Updated on March 23, 2016 at 9:00 PM

Promiscuity isn't for everyone, but if you're going to sleep around, you might as well be strategic about it. What's the fun in always hooking up with the same type of person? A sleepover or two or three can be a great way to break out of your comfort zone and spend (very intimate) time with all different kinds of people, people whose lives are nothing like yours, who have different ideas of fun, who speak another language or are of a different race. So if you're sexually adventurous, consider this list your ultimate sex bucket list. If the idea of sleeping with 14 or more people horrifies you, well, just sit back and enjoy the sexy GIFs anyway.

Someone Much Younger

Pros:

Will appreciate being with a real woman

Will be impressed with your apartment

Cons:

Postsex conversation might be lacking

Will probably make you do Fireball shots

Someone Much Older

Pros:

Can introduce you to groovy old music

Will appreciate your youthful figure

Cons:

Seeing older people naked sometimes gets a little too real

People might think they're your parent

A Musician

Pros:

Karaoke makes for excellent foreplay

So does watching someone play a guitar

Cons:

Groupies

Highly unpredictable schedule

A Bartender

Pros:

Always knows where to find the afterparty

Free drinks

Cons:

Also doesn't get off work until 4 a.m.

Might have tattoos they just “woke up with”

A Random Stranger

Pros:

Little need for small talk

No expectation of a second date

Cons:

Could be a crazy person

Sex is likely to occur in a bathroom

An Artist

Pros:

Will do sexy things like draw on your body

Pretty much down for anything

Cons:

Might blow you off for days if they're working

Often covered in paint

A Co-Worker

Pros:

Fun opportunities for subtle office flirtation

Lots of conversations about how you can't believe you're having sex with a co-worker

Cons:

Potential for serious trouble or serious awkwardness
It's way more obvious to your colleagues than you think

A Wealthy Executive

Pros:

Probably has nice sheets

Will spring for the expensive bottle of wine

Cons:

Always on their phone

Might also have a secret spouse

A Chef

Pros:

Will probably cook you delicious meals

Has ins at all the restaurants and bars

Cons:

Sometimes chefs are loose cannons

Lingering smell of cooking oil

Someone in Uniform

Pros:

Uniforms are hot

People in uniforms are usually in great shape

Cons:

Not really into breaking the rules

Very early wake-up calls

A Wedding Hookup

Pros:

Mutual friends

Likely to be in a very festive mood

Cons:

Mutual friends

Extreme drunkeness

An Athlete

Pros:

A strong, chiseled body you can climb on

Provides motivation to go to the gym

Cons:

All that clean-living stuff can be a real buzzkill

Someone Who Rides a Motorcycle

Pros:

Accustomed to riding things

You will probably get to ride on the back of a motorcycle

Cons:

Someone could get hurt

A Virgin

Pro:

You will be the best sex they've ever had

Con:

It will not be the best sex you've ever had