15 Signs You Are a Basic Christmas B*tch
Merry Christmas, basic b*tches! It's our season, so whip out the Mariah Carey holiday album, and let's celebrate. Basic b*tches belong to Christmas like elves belong to Santa — the sparkles, the lattes in red cups, and the music get us so excited that we might even forget to record the Kardashians. Want to find out if you qualify as a basic b*tch this holiday season? Keep reading to see all the signs and find out for yourself!