Signs You're a Christmas Basic Bitch
15 Signs You Are a Basic Christmas B*tch
Merry Christmas, basic b*tches! It's our season, so whip out the Mariah Carey holiday album, and let's celebrate. Basic b*tches belong to Christmas like elves belong to Santa — the sparkles, the lattes in red cups, and the music get us so excited that we might even forget to record the Kardashians. Want to find out if you qualify as a basic b*tch this holiday season? Keep reading to see all the signs and find out for yourself!
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1 You have officially traded out pumpkin spice lattes for peppermint mochas.
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2 You put string lights on EVERYTHING.
3 You hand out candy canes constantly because you're generous like that.
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4 You get more excited for the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show than you get for Christmas itself.
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5 You ice skate with all your friends because it's so cute and YAS.
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6 You consider this season an excuse to put glitter all over your face.
7 You will do anything to make sure you have a totes amaze tree . . . so you can cover it in tons of sparkly stuff.
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8 You play Mariah Carey's Christmas album on a continuous loop all month.
9 You cram your weekends with as many holiday-related activities as possible.
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10 You go to great lengths to perfect your Christmas-themed manicure.
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11 You are so excited to watch Love Actually
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12 and The Holiday because Jude Law.
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13 Stepping inside a mall decorated for the holidays overwhelms you with joy.
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14 You put so many garlands, sparkles, and snowflakes in your house, you can't even see the furniture.
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15 You get really angry when people make fun of your cozy, Winter-appropriate Uggs.
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