18 Typical Dudes You Meet on Spring Break

Wants to give you his business card. Has zero chill. Doesn't understand the definition of Spring break is "relaxation."

He's been there before (probably because he lives there). He can take you to all the "cool" spots. Only drinks the bar's specials because he helped invent them. He might be a little older than he says, too.

Seeks attention. Not afraid of using a tired cliché to get you to notice him.

Always in charge of the music. Doesn't take requests. Known to toss terrible pickup lines your way that he probably found through Google.

Hawaiian shirts: it's the uniform — and he is not willing to negotiate this. He will even sleep in them.

Mirroring is his speciality. Don't like beer? Neither does he (said with beer in hand). Think the music is too loud? He agrees.

This guy just feels a little too at home on Spring break. Maybe because he's never been to class, or maybe because his head is permanently in the clouds.

Known to draw smiley faces on his stomach in sunscreen. Has the potential to get a regrettable tattoo. Will ask why you haven't laughed at his jokes.

There's always one guy at every party who gets too comfortable in the water (or even on land). He wants you to join him in his skinny-dipping escapades, but this a public pool and no one is laughing.

He's the networker's cousin. He wants to make sure when you leave Spring break you'll still keep in touch (you met for 15 minutes, and you will probably not speak to him ever again). Mostly he just wants to boost his follower count.

Refuses to recognize your presence. He has been looking forward to this "dudes" trip for months. He's all about the three Bs: beer, bros, and the beach.

People are hungover on Spring break; it's another given. But this guy just won't shut up about it. Drink a water and remember you're at the beach! Life goes on.

Styles his hair for the beach — and might even bring hair gel with him for après swim. Always flipping his hair and checking it out in your sunglasses.

Wears a t-shirt in the ocean and applies sunscreen every 15 minutes, but is adorable.

You can't say no to this guy, and that's OK. Just remember: he's practiced those swing dance moves for years and that wink is the product of too many hours spent in front of the mirror.

Do we need to elaborate?

Will do anything for the 'gram. Wants to be on Spring break forever.