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20 Unsexy Costume Ideas

From Smurfettes to Sponge Bob, there's no shortage of sexy Halloween costumes out there. But if the thought of yet another year freezing your butt off in some barely there rendition of a cartoon character or naughty fill-in-the-blank has you dreading the Oct. 31 frightfest, all hope is not lost. I've gathered together 20 of the least sexy Halloween costume ideas for all you nonconformist ladies out there. Ready to get all (not) hot and bothered? Click on!

Sister Wives
Ex-Wife From Mean Girls
Dooneese on SNL
Bearded Lady
Cute Full-Body Dinosaur
Little Bo Peep
Mrs. Pac-Man
Gnome
A Wiener, of the Food Variety
Teletubby
Stuart From MadTV and a Crazy Cat Lady
Wizard?
Frida Kahlo
Boy Scout
An Apple/Serpent Combo
Apes
Salvador Dali Parton
Hockey Player
Dice
Einstein
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Sundown321 Sundown321 7 years
My friends and I try to make a "sexy" version of these costumes as a joke. I have wanted to be a sexy dinosaur for quite some time now!!!!
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