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Mar 21 - Apr 19
Apr 20 - May 20
May 21 - June 21
June 22nd - July 22nd
You can't stand being on the bottom -- which is anywhere lower than the top, as far as you're concerned! Your colleagues may be subservient enough, but until everyone else gets the message, you've got work to do!
All you want to do is hang around outside today, maybe getting your hands dirty or finding new kinds of activities to try out. All that good energy just goes to waste if you're stuck in your head!
You may find it somewhat harder than usual to make it today -- things are too tough for you! All that means is that you need to take an extra-long nap or find a way to sneak off by yourself for a while.
All you want to do is sleep or lie around in PJs today -- and if you're lucky, that's all you have to do! Your lazy energy might not have helped your ancestors, but you're not living in a cave anymore.
July 23 - Aug 22
Aug 23 - Sept 22
Sept 23 - Oct 22
Oct 23 - Nov 21
You know you're all that -- why won't your colleagues acknowledge it? You may go out of your way over and over again today to show them your skills, but it might just end up embarrassing you.
Your ability to make your point is strong right now, and your family might be surprised by what you've got to tell them. Your good energy lends weight to your critique of the current system.
You're stuck in the past in some small way today, and you might have to struggle to come back to reality. Even the hottest ringtone isn't guaranteed to get your attention at this point so watch out.
You and a friend are facing off today -- and the stakes seem high! You might forget all about this moment in a few days, but for now, it's all a big test of willpower. You have a good shot!
Nov 22 - Dec 21
Dec 22 - Jan 19
Jan 20 - Feb 18
Feb 19 - Mar 20
Your family is more than just amused by your antics today -- they might even be taking notes! Your original mind is dreaming up all sorts of new ways to have fun and make life sweet.
You and your big plans are in perfect sync -- and the whole world knows it! Nobody can get in your way once you get going, but that might actually take some doing. If only you weren't so sleepy!
Be prepared for some extra limits set on your leisure activities today -- your family and friends have other needs, sadly. It may work out for the best, as you're feeling sleepier than usual anyway.
You're not really sure how it's happening, but it seems that everything is going your way today. What you don't realize is that the wheels have been greased by one of your more distant pals!
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