The Rules of Feminism and More Fetch Lessons From Mean Girls

Girl: "I wish we could all get along like we used to in middle school. I wish I could bake a cake filled with rainbows and smiles and everyone would eat and be happy . . . "

Damian: "She doesn't even go here!"

Ms. Norbury: "Do you even go to this school?"

Girl: "No, I just have a lot of feelings."

Ms. Norbury: "OK. Go home."