25 Reasons Why You Should Date a Wizard
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Accio boyfriend! Fans of the book and film series know that there are plenty of love lessons to be gleaned from Harry Potter, but I'd like to take it a step further. I'm here to make a case for why your next boyfriend should be a wizard. Because, let's face it: muggles are boring — just ask Ginny — and it never gets old to tell your significant other, "Is that a wand in your pocket? Or are you just happy to see me?"
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They're able to magically transform themselves into superhot creatures.
Magic is the only reasonable explanation for Matthew Lewis. Source: Warner Bros., Twitter user Mattdavelewis
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Source: E!
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After sex you can yell, "50 points to Gryffindor!"
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You never have to worry about not getting lucky. Thanks, Felix Felicis!
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They know the importance of chocolate.
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You would make all your friends jealous with your sweet engagement pics.
Photo by Brooke Aliceon
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Plus, your wedding will have self-refilling Champagne glasses!
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They really know how to handle their stick . . . broomstick, that is.
And the other one.
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When they pull off badass magic, you're like hellooooo.
Can I just Slytherin to bed with you?
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Have a disagreement? You just settle it with a wand battle.
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Their confident charm is disarming . . .
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Into gingers? You've got an endless number of Weasleys to choose from.
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Whenever you do anything stupid you can just say . . .
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They create fireworks in the bedroom.
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You needn't worry about him not committing. An unbreakable vow will take care of that.
Till death do us part indeed.
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You have an arsenal of Harry Potter pickup lines at your disposal.
And they all work.
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You don't have to play Quidditch to know . . .
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"I solemnly swear that I am up to no good" takes on a whole new meaning . . .
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If you tell him the last horcrux is in your bra, he'll know what to do.
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They're never late.
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Dry spell? Nothing a little love potion can't remedy.
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They're brave and protective of you, while still respecting your strengths.
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They have sweet dance moves.
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