16 Types of Guys You Will Always Meet at the Bar

Does he ever blink? Or look at anything else?

You just met him, and he's already throwing sexual innuendos at you. And he just. Won't. Stop. Ew, go away.

Perhaps he had a little too much to drink, because he just told you way too much about his ex-girlfriend.

He wants you to think he's intellectual and cool, so he tells you about all of his masterpieces — careful, he might pull out a haiku to recite to you in the middle of the bar.

Oh god, don't let him choose you as his next victim. Source: Comedy Central

You are dancing with him whether you like it or not. You're tired? Sorry, I don't think he heard that.

He's so good, it's scary. He's one in a million, and when he reaches for your hand you'll probably hide in the women's bathroom out of fear from his pure charm.

"Why are you going home so early? Please stay. Pleaseeee? Stay the night with me. Please."

The bartender deserves an entire archetyping of his own. There's good ones, there's bad ones, but the best ones will give you a drink when you ask the first time.

He's always with a friend, and he's always on the prowl.

You're not sure if it's endearing or downright creepy. Or maybe he has something in his eye . . .

He's unsure if you're staring him down or not, so it's likely nothing is going to happen.

Caution! The most dangerous of bar-goers are "old friends" you haven't seen in a while that supercharge you with sexual tension.

There's nothing like a guy howling classics in your ear.

Shots for the whole bar! Who's complaining?

Poor guy, just sitting in the corner sloppily stuffing his face with bar nuts and warm beer. He's harmless — standing up is a challenge in itself.