Has Your Glitter Addiction Reached Kesha Level? Know the 25 Signs

Updated on 1/15/2015 at 11:00 AM

Does the feeling of being covered in glitter give you a high? Does your pulse race when you see anything remotely sparkly? If so, you may need to be submitted into Glitterholics Anonymous. It's OK, we get it — glitter is incredible. It might even have magical powers. There's a light at the end of this addiction tunnel . . . and it's coming from the sparkles of all the glitter you'll never give up. Whether you hoard buckets of glitter in your craft closet or automatically buy anything with gleam, we want you to know that you're not alone. And you don't need help. Check out all the signs that you're obsessed.

You saw Ship Your Enemies Glitter and wished you had more enemies.

Seriously, this site is amazing.

You see glitter and you're automatically magnetized to it.

You feel the urge to throw glitter at mean people to magically turn them nice.

You believe that glitter can improve any object's appearance.

You consider Kesha to be the ultimate glitter goddess.

You don't understand how glitter doesn't automatically cheer other people up.

Your friends get seriously annoyed by how much glitter you leave behind.

Like, really annoyed.

If projectile vomiting glitter is a crime, you want to be guilty.

Sometimes you feel like people don't understand your love for sparkles.

You feel 10 times more confident if you are wearing something glittery.

No matter what, there is always at least one piece of glitter on your body.

You have thought about how cute your pet would look if you covered it in glitter.

You will put glitter on your face for any occasion.

You have totally tried to take one of those cool "I'm blowing glitter into the camera" pics.

You say weird things about glitter when you're nervous.

You believe that there is no such thing as a manicure without glitter.

You know exactly how to make your BFF feel like a diva.

Sometimes you bring glitter to the most inappropriate places.

You feel like a wallflower if you enter a room without some glitz.

You believe that Dorothy is not the defining element of The Wizard of Oz, her shoes are.

If you had to choose one way to die, it would be by drowning in glitter.

Glitter teeth is a risk you're willing to take for glitter lips.

All your sexual fantasies include glitter.

But most importantly, glitter brings out the best you.