These Are 19 Common Things All Weird Girls Do in Relationships
I'm really weird. Chances are, you're reading this because: A. You're really weird too, or B. You're dating someone who's really weird. Congratulations! Your life is way more entertaining and funny. All the normal people out there can go sit on their normal seats and eat their normal food and be really boring. Want to know if you or your special someone is a part of the nutcase club? Here are 19 signs you're dating a weirdling.
— Additional reporting by Lauren Harano
Her methods of seduction are . . . unique.
In the depths of your soul, you love it.
Her outfit choices are unlike anything you've ever seen.
So, so different and special.
She is constantly reminding you that she's strange.
So you can have an explanation for everything she does.
She makes ugly faces on the regular.
It's incredible what the human face muscles can do, isn't it?!
She is constantly speaking in accents.
Real and made-up, obviously.
She has no shame doing really strange dance moves in front you.
Care to join?
She has taken on different identities before.
Both human and nonhuman . . .
Her suggestions for date night are always very original.
She's keeping you on your toes.
She often mistakes her weirdness for genius.
Don't argue.
She makes other people uncomfortable.
Not on purpose. Sometimes she just has to check that her boobs are still there.
When she's hyper, the talking, singing, and odd noises go into overdrive.
Expect lots of dancing, too.
She loves inventing stuff.
Nothing that will save the world. Just things that will improve her life.
She sings all the time in nonsinging situations.
Normal sentences become ballads.
She will also make up songs at a moment's notice.
So original.
Sometimes she stares at people for a little too long.
It's kind of scary, but she means well.
She uses food in ways she definitely should not.
Turning ham into a face mask, for instance.
She brings up aliens a lot.
Like, a lot.
She wants you to treat her animal like a person.
Cats have feelings too, OK?
She is always encouraging you to let your freak flag fly.
If you want to be with the weird, you must be the weird.