27 Ways to Get Your Guy to Strip

Updated on 7/6/2015 at 4:30 PM

With the 2015 release of Magic Mike XXL, we're all about that male stripper life. We're all about those male strippers in our lives, specifically. On our bodies, more specifically. Get the picture, sister?

You may not have the time, cash, or bravery to call in a professional. But guess what you do have?! Your boyfriend! (If not boyfriend, then f*ck buddy, fling, or super, super, superclose guy friend.) That's right, you've got your very own guy at home for stripping purposes. We mean that in the least degrading way possible — obviously he's good for more than his abs and Matt Bomer-esque dance moves. But it can't hurt to revel in 'em a little from time to time, can it? Here's how to get him to go all Magic Mike on you.

First, dim the lights.

Then light a candle.

Put on some sexy music.

Now get your flirt on.

Tell him just how much he amazes you.

And how hot he looks shirtless.

Ask him if he could possibly show you his pecs.

As he takes off his shirt, tell him to go slow.

"Maybe you can thrust your hips a little?"

Ask him to give you his best smoldering look.

Sip your drink.

Nod your head enthusiastically.

If he gets shy, reassure him he looks great.

Now zero in on his pants.

"Your jeans look really uncomfortable."

Perhaps he can dance while removing them.

Remind him he looks better than Joe Manganiello.

"No, really, you do!"

If he lets you, feel his abs.

Maybe you could get a little booty.

"I wonder if you can do the worm . . . "

Look at him go!

He's not half bad.

Take a bow, honey.

He did awesome!

Time for pizza to celebrate.

And maybe sexy time too.