25 Signs You're Dating a Douche Bag
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Finding the right guy can be tough, especially in this day and age. The one type of dude everyone wants to avoid though is a douche bag. Check out this article from Total Frat Move in case you need a quick refresher on what actually makes a guy one.
Hardly an original concept, but if this information is common knowledge, why do I keep seeing so many douche bags? We've made some progress with fedoras, sunglasses at night, popped collars, and cargo shorts. But in the interests of staying vigilant, here's a quick refresher on how to spot a douche.
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He Takes Bathroom Selfies
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He Name Drops ALL. THE. TIME.
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He Documents Every Trip to the Gym on Social Media
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He Gives Unsolicited Advice
Especially when it's to someone who's WAY more accomplished than he is.
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He's Still Quoting Old School and/or Impersonating Borat
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You've Seen a Picture of Him Throwing Up a Middle Finger or Sideways Peace Sign at Some Point
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He Forces the Hand-Shake-Hug on People He Doesn’t Know Well
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He Wears Too Much Cologne
Can you smell him five feet away or five minutes after he left the room? Yeah, not good.
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He's a Serial Cheater
Relationships are optional, and bottle service chicks are cheaper. BYE, FELICIA.
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His Friends Also Seem to Be Douche Bags
They're even worse when they all get together.
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He Parks Like an *sshole
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He Sniffs the Cork After Your Waiter Opens a Bottle of Wine
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He Tells Vegas Pool Party Stories on the Regular
John LeFevre is the creator of the @GSElevator Twitter feed and the author of Straight to Hell: True Tales of Deviance, Debauchery, and Billion-Dollar Deals which will hit shelves on July 14th.