This Guy's Hilariously Sad Bachelor Party For 1 Has a Happy Ending!

"This is Ray. He was the captain of my water taxi. After hearing my story he insisted I wear a life vest to ensure my safety. Accordingly to him 'you must live in order to keep the bachelor party dream alive'. Thanks, Ray! Sidenote - as apropos as it is that I'm literally blue in this picture, that was a random coincidence, not an added filter meant to illustrate my current mood. #chicagoforone"