These Descriptions of Millennial Disney Princesses Are SO GOOD

"Merida goes horseback riding every weekend with Angus (when she's not being pestered by her brothers) and has an archery scholarship. Being the rebel she is, in this AU (alternate universe), she discovers the world of British punk-rock. Mor'du is probably her favourite band, and though Merida's mother always complains about it, Elinor is always humming the tunes the next day."