I Went On a Date With a Career Magician

When he saw a girl reading Harry Potter at the bar, he thought he was obligated to go talk to her because he's also a wizard. I love Harry Potter, but let's not fool ourselves — his magic is deception, not spells. At this point the only thought going through my mind was, "Is this dude joking?" I really couldn't be sure but later confirmed he was indeed serious about being a wizard.