Guys, STOP Posting These Pictures on Dating Apps Before It's Too Late

What they want us to get from it: Look! Look! I clean up nice! I am a reliable and fun wedding date! I will get you drinks and carry your heels when you get tired! I am fancy sometimes!

What we actually get from it: Did you, in fact, buy that suit in 1985? Good God, look at the size of the pants! You’re swimming in them! You don’t have a dad bod, but it sure looks like it in that outfit. Also, why is your tie so enormous? Does it double as a magic carpet? Why is it bright purple?