The World's Worst Date Was Live Tweeted, and It's Entertaining as Hell

People-watching is secretly (but also not so secretly) everyone's favorite activity. Whereas public observing is usually done inconspicuously behind the protection of sunglasses, Twitter user KellyeFine just officially upped the ante. She took her observations to a whole new level by live tweeting a couple's horrible date in all of its cringe-inducing glory.

The account is both entertaining and appalling at the same time, making us simultaneously chuckle and shake our heads in dismay at the audacity of the man on this date gone awry. Keep reading to take a journey through the world's worst date known to man.

Things are off to a solid start . . .

Looks like someone is a little impatient

Sass overload

OK seriously, who asks for a "giant clam"? And why is he too good for menus?

Maybe it was a promotional tour for his book, How to Be a Douchebag . . .

He's seriously NOT messing around with these menus

How dare he! Blasphemy!

Now his character flaws are slowly starting to make sense

Thank GOD

OK things are getting a little out of hand now

Just tell her already!

This is concerning