These Shoe Personality Descriptions Will Make You Laugh Until It Hurts

By Perri Konecky

They say you really can't judge a person until you've walked a mile in their shoes, but we've recently realized that you don't even have to see the shoe-wearer to judge, thanks to this hilarious new social media thread. Imgur user Ghostify was bored at work one day when they decided to embark on an "If the Shoe Fits" series and series two, taking one look at a pair of shoes and understanding the potential shoe-wearer's entire life story. It's disturbingly accurate, hilarious, and, of course, a joke, but it's a really entertaining one. Read on to see the shoe personalities, and don't forget, Carol is the best.

Brad's mom definitely takes him to get his back waxed.

You can find Samantha wearing these with one of her million identical black bandage dresses.

Patricia also loathes Microsoft Word and "technology."

Lauren's wrists are covered in more bracelets than one should ever wear, and she drives with her dog on her lap.

Not mentioned: Crystal's obnoxiously long nails.

Good luck getting John off of his La-Z-Boy recliner.

Simeon's text messages are definitely green.

Krista loves her Bermuda shorts.

Brendon can't be bothered with Instagram.

Cameron "accidentally" cheated on his sorority girlfriend but promises it will never happen again.

Sylvia only owns shirts with rhinestones.

Carter wears a different Guy Harvey shirt every day. He knows his wife would never let the Porsche dreams happen.

Chance's parents voted for Donald Trump.

Charles lives for Snapchat and preaches #SaturdaysAreForTheBoys.

Sarah has been meaning to get that weird sound coming out of her car engine checked out for months.

Carol is the best. She gets drunk from a half-glass of Pinot Grigio at Mahjongg on Tuesdays.