This Hot Dude's Instagram Account About Plants Will Make You Feel Inexplicably Thirsty

Plant daddy (noun): a male who owns a wealth of houseplants and also happens to be very attractive. Not to be confused with "plant dad," a term used to describe an average-looking man who owns plants.

World, meet Jan Robin. Our favorite plant daddy on the internet, he's about to become your newest social media obsession (and the source of your sudden thirstiness). Jan's Instagram account is dedicated to showing off his greenery-filled living space, which he calls his "domestic jungle" because it's so darn packed with various houseplants. Oh, and he occasionally shows off his bulging biceps and cheese-grater-like abs while posing alongside his foliage, too. Yep, his 'gram is pretty much a plant-obsessed millennial's dream come true.

Jan's green thumb and handsome looks have earned him both the cover and a feature in an upcoming book titled Boys With Plants, which will spotlight a total of 50 botany-loving babes. You bet your backside we'll be one of the first to place our orders when the book debuts in the US in Spring 2019 — helloooo, new coffee-table book!

Ahead, take a peek at a handful of Jan's hottest foliage-filled photos to date, and be sure to join the 18,000 other people who already follow him on Instagram to get your daily dose of this houseplant-loving hunk.

Here's Jan Hanging With His Snake Plants

Oh Hello There, Biceps

And Hello to You, Too, Abs

Jan Is a Big Fan of Ficus Plants

He's Got Quite the Sizable Monstera — How Trendy!

His Biceps Are Basically the Same Size as These Dieffenbachia Leaves

Seriously, How Cute Is This Dude?!

If You're Not Hanging Out With Plants in Your Skivvies, You're Doing It Wrong

Gang's All Here!

All of His Foliage Lives in Cute Planters — Like This Shiny One

OK, We Have No Words For This One

We Love a Guy Who Can Rock a Pair of Glasses

Wishing We Could Trade Spots With That Plant Right About Now

That Smile, Though

*Zooms In to Admire Back Muscles*

Serving Looks

This Could Honestly Be a Botany Magazine Cover

AGAIN WITH THE BULGING BICEPS!

His Home Is as Cozy and Pinterest-Worthy as It Gets

Oh My, This Plant Is Quite the Sight to Behold

Oh, Jan's Also Got an Adorable Dog

Is It Hot in Here or Is It Just Jan?

Here's Jan Posing With His Pup and His Pilea Plant

Could He Possibly Be Any More Adorable?

This Couch/Plant Setup Is So Dreamy

*Slams "Follow" Button on Jan's Instagram*