18 Things Only Girls With Small Boobs Understand
Back in the early days of adolescence, being well-endowed in the breast department seemed like a pretty big deal. Maybe you were teased by boys and asked if you were wearing cardboard under your shirt (yes, this most definitely happened to . . . a friend of mine), or maybe you were busy buying padded push-up bras to give illusions of bigger boobs. Either way, it was on the mind. As we got older and wiser, the, ahem, perks of having smaller boobs became apparent — and thank you Keira Knightley for being our celebrity spirit animal — but we can't say we don't still wonder sometimes what it might be like with a bit more in the way of breasts. Here are some things that small-breasted women will understand about going through life armed with only an A cup.
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You got the middle school pep talk from your parents when you stressed about not being more like your bustier friends.
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You look up to famous women who share your small boob status.
Emma Watson, Keira Knightley, and Kate Hudson . . . we're talking to you!
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You mastered the art of stuffing around age 13.
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Running, jumping, and general movement is never painful, even without a bra on.
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The letter A means something different to you than it does to most people.
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You cherish the wonderful moment when you find the shirt or dress that makes your boobs look bigger.
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Most strapless bras and bathing suits are unwearable, because there is basically nothing there to hold them up.
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No bra? No problem.
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You save money on bras because you’ve been wearing the same ones since you hit puberty.
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You want to get pregnant because it means going up in the breast-size department.
Oh, and babies are cool, too . . .
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Victoria's Secret doesn't carry anything smaller than a 34B in their lingerie pieces, so you have to search elsewhere.
Really, VS? Not cool.
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You avoid boob-related accidents and unintentional swipes from strangers, because there's not much to hit!
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Sleeping or lying on your stomach is a nonissue. In fact, it's quite comfy.
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You feel a deep bond with other members of the IBTC.
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