Talk show hosts have really been doing it up with the Mother's Day tributes this year. Jimmy Kimmel entertained us with a segment of celebrities reading hysterical text messages from their moms, Ellen DeGeneres invited hundreds of pregnant women to a Mother's Day-themed episode cohosted by Jennifer Garner, and Jimmy Fallon followed suit with a hilarious bit featuring quotes from real moms. The late-night host read a selection of his favorite tweets that used the hashtag #MomQuotes, and sh*t got funny real fast.
One tweet read, "My mom told me she and the lady across the street were 'Friends with Benefits.' I asked her what that meant, and she said, 'You know, we get each other's mail when they're out of town and stuff.'" Hah! My personal favorite mom quote? "My mom calls Disneyland 'The Big D.'" Oh my gosh, some moms are truly too pure for this messed-up world. See the other LOL-worthy submissions in the video above.