10 Moms You Always Meet When You Have a Kids-Free Night on the Town
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Whether it was organized by you, your fellow mom friend, or a friend of a friend, a moms' night out is an essential chance for you to forget about parental duties and responsibilities and cut loose for an evening. No kids, no partners, and a few rounds of drinks with other mommas — what could be better? But not all moms are on the same page when it comes to hitting the town, and not all moms will approach the night in quite the same way. Here are the 10 types of moms you're bound to encounter when you mix moms and alcohol.
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The Newbie Mom
This is the first time this mom has been out in a while (or maybe ever), and she's honestly not quite sure what she's doing. Ease yourself in, woman. That glass of alcohol will help.
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The Weary Mom
This mom hasn't had a day off in close to seven years, and if she doesn't have a fun night, she just might lose it. This isn't just a night out for her — this is a lifeline.
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The Oversharing Mom
When this mom gets a chance to cut loose, she goes for it. She's been spending way too much time talking to Elmo lately, and now all she wants to talk about is sex and lots of it.
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The Reluctant Mom
This mom was roped into this moms' night out, and to tell you the truth, she'd probably rather be anywhere but here. This is definitely not the night-off duty that she had in mind.
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The Tipsy Mom
It's been a while since this mom has drank, and it turns out she can't quite handle her liquor the way she used to. A few sips in and this mom is probably already requesting the group orders pizza.
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The Friendly Mom
This mom is feeling extra welcoming tonight, and once she gets a drink or two in her, she makes all the other moms suddenly feel like their the best friends she's ever had. Best mom friends forever!
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The Gossip Mom
This mom didn't just come out for drinks — she came out to spill the tea. She wants to know the dirt on all the moms who didn't make it out tonight, and she wants you to tell her everything.
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The On-Duty Mom
It doesn't matter where she is or what she's doing — this mom just can't stop momming. She loves her kiddies so much that she can't imagine what else there could be to talk about.
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The Confessional Mom
When this mom combines alcohol with a group of receptive ladies, she can't help but get deep. When the only adult she sees on a daily basis is her partner, there's no better opportunity to complain than with fellow moms.
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The Blissed Out Mom
This mom doesn't just love a mommas' night out — she lives for it. Ladies, do we have another moms' night out scheduled yet? She can't wait!