The 6 Presidential Candidates and Their (Hilarious) Harry Potter Doppelgängers

Dark-haired, baby-faced, and pouty-mouthed, Dudley Dursley and Ted Cruz are two of a kind. Cruz is quite the orator, regularly winning voters over to his side, just like Dudley is able to talk his parents, Vernon and Petunia, into just about anything. (Him saying ". . . 36?! But last year, last year I had 37!" would result in a grounding from most parents, but the Dursleys were so convinced that they bought Dudders more gifts!)