From Divorce Papers to Diamond Grills, the Most Insane Things Left Behind in Ubers Last Year

Let's be honest: you'd be hard pressed to find a single person in this world who hasn't left something in an Uber. And while most of the time the item left behind is fairly innocuous — a wallet, a phone, an umbrella — I've often found myself wondering not just how often this happens, but how often a rider accidentally forgets something a tad more important.

Well, thanks to Uber's second annual Lost and Found Index, we've finally got the answers and — spoiler alert — they're absolutely hilarious. From the most forgetful cities to the most memorable items found in Ubers across the country, read through to check out all the data from the report — and hot tip: you'll want to scroll all the way through to the oh-so-satisfying end. And if nothing else, you might want to check your Uber for your belongings if you plan to take a ride over the next 365 days . . . otherwise you might find yourself at the top of next year's list of left-behinds.

The 10 Most Frequently Forgotten Items in the US
Flickr user la.souveraine

The 10 Most Frequently Forgotten Items in the US

  1. Phone
  2. Wallet
  3. Keys
  4. Clothing
  5. Glasses
  6. Bag
  7. Backpack
  8. Vape/E-Cig
  9. Headphones
  10. ID/Driver's License
The Most (and Least) Popular Time of Day to Lose Items in the US
StockSnap | Aphiwat Chuangchoem

The Most (and Least) Popular Time of Day to Lose Items in the US

11:00 p.m. and 1:00 a.m. tie for most popular time to lose an item; but people are most likely to forget an item between 10:00 p.m. and 2:00 a.m., and least likely to forget an item between 5:00 a.m. and 7:00 a.m.

The Most Forgetful Days of 2017 — AKA When the Most Items Were Lost
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The Most Forgetful Days of 2017 — AKA When the Most Items Were Lost

  1. Sept. 17, 2017
  2. Oct. 22, 2017
  3. Oct. 15, 2017
  4. Oct. 1, 2017
  5. Sept. 24, 2017
The Most Forgetful Cities in the US
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The Most Forgetful Cities in the US

  1. New York City
  2. Los Angeles
  3. San Francisco
  4. Chicago
  5. Miami
  6. Washington DC
  7. Boston
  8. New Jersey
  9. Atlanta
  10. Philadelphia
The Most Common Days of the Week to Report Lost Items — and the Most Lost Items by Day
Unsplash | Estée Janssens

The Most Common Days of the Week to Report Lost Items — and the Most Lost Items by Day

  1. Sunday (on Sundays, people lose phones the most)
  2. Saturday (on Saturdays, people lose money the most)
  3. Monday (on Mondays, people lose glasses the most)
  4. Friday (on Fridays, people lose backpacks the most)
  5. Thursday (on Thursdays, people lose laptops the most)
  6. Tuesday (on Tuesdays, people lose passports the most)
  7. Wednesday (on Wednesdays, people lose books the most)
The Most Forgetful Riders in US Cities
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The Most Forgetful Riders in US Cities

  1. DuBois, PA
  2. Athens, GA
  3. Stillwater, OK
  4. Shreveport, LA
  5. Boone, NC
  6. Texarkana, TX
  7. Nacogdoches, TX
  8. Jackson, MS
  9. Hattiesburg, MS
  10. Monroe, LA
The 50 Most Insane Items Left Behind in Ubers in 2017
Flickr user Diem Legal

The 50 Most Insane Items Left Behind in Ubers in 2017

  1. Burger King visor
  2. Divorce papers
  3. Star Wars encyclopedia
  4. Gold grills with diamonds
  5. Originally signed Jessie James Decker CD
  6. Letter from my boyfriend who is in jail
  7. A 1.3-carat round diamond
  8. 2 packets of Dead Sea mud
  9. Bag with a Kevin Durant jersey + a Mario doll
  10. Rhinestone mask
  11. Detox tea
  12. Tax returns
  13. Long board with rasta colors
  14. Slice of pizza
  15. Marriage certificate
  16. Ukulele
  17. Cat carrier
  18. Box full of hair extensions
  19. Nintendo 64
  20. Bushnell Golf Rangefinder
  21. Dark green wool fedora with feathers and pin
  22. Flute
  23. Bulletproof vest
  24. Flat screen TV
  25. A black collapsible wagon
  26. Jetpack
  27. A green Birkenstock right shoe
  28. Harmonica
  29. Jamaica slippers
  30. French Bulldog statues
  31. Leaf blower
  32. Kids' scooter
  33. Laundry hamper
  34. Fly fishing rod
  35. Minnie Mouse light-up ears
  36. My brother
  37. Butcher knife
  38. Tuxedo
  39. Feather headband
  40. Nuggets and large fries
  41. A single dart
  42. Emoji lunch box
  43. Orange air mattress
  44. A bride's veil
  45. Pool cue
  46. Pink stuffed animal pig
  47. College diploma
  48. Pokemon card holder
  49. Red cape
  50. Forest green alpaca scarf