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On Frankie's evening plans: "Every night my wife and I put the kids down, and our way to relax is we'll sit on the couch, opposite ends of the couch, she's got her arm, I've got my arm. We watch whatever we watch, and Frankie lays in the middle. We'll get up, inevitably, to get some more water or some licorice or something — it'll be 20 seconds, 30 seconds, and when I get back, my wife's in the same place, dog has stretched out and is in my spot. No! Get out of my spot! And I say, 'Frankie, move,' and she doesn't do it, so I have to push her, like it's a fight to drag her back, and by the end of the night, I'm literally, I'm this guy [hovering in the corner of the couch]."